Home Alone (1990, Comedy) Two burglars attempt to murder an abandoned 8-year-old child
I put on a pushup bra and I still can’t do a single pushup…
*grabs my own ass* nice
i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again
"we can get mcdonalds on the way home"
Chris Evans talks about passing the Human Torch to Michael B. Jordan
ACTUAL DORKY DORITO
force ghost parenting